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   | The Olympia Times                               times@olympia.rt.com |
   | September 27, 1992                                              v6n1 |
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   | Turn 40                                          "Long live Olympia" |

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Top 10 Things I will remember from Olympia. From the Home Office in Port Aurnos [202]. Box [932].

10. Missed my appointment with the Dr. (Pain). 9. Avoided unhealthy areas like the plague. 8. Recruited several hundred henchmen before it was made illegal. 7. Had nothing better to do. Alternative was work. 6. Learned every skill except magic and shipbuilding. 5. Learned all proper survival methods. "Yes, Mr. Rocko. Thank you Mr. Rocko. May I have another, Mr. Rocko?" 4. Secretly had many 5's in my number [931.5555] hidden due to precision. 3. Probably only person to document his commands. 2. Had great fun playing a multi-player, minimum information strategy game. 1. Rich and friends have a lot of patience and deserve our respect and kudos!

Sob. No more adventures of the poor and clueless. Peace! Bob Wheeler.

Know, foolish mortals, that the time of the Dark Ones has come. Already the roll of the dead grows long, and soon only the Great Dark will remain where Olympia once stood. And I, the one you once knew as "Amber", have assumed My true form, and raised My faithful servants Zyzak and Dr. Pain from the grave, to do My bidding.

The Dark Prophet [912]