minstrel: Fwd: [Aerie] SCA Humor: SCA Tech Support

Margene Larsen sis_genie at yahoo.com
Tue Mar 28 12:38:32 PST 2000


I really thought this was funny and so I send it to
you all.
Maggie

--- Alex B <lamia at mcn.net> wrote:
> From: "Alex B" <lamia at mcn.net>
> To: "Aerie" <artemisia at egroups.com>,
> <castelleone at onelist.com>
> Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 09:27:51 -0700
> Reply-to: artemisia at egroups.com
> Subject: [Aerie] SCA Humor:  SCA Tech Support
> 
> Be careful!  This could happen to YOU! LOL
> Lucia
> >
> > Forwarded from SCA East....
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Now, what we need is an SCA Tech Support Line. :P
> >
> > "Well Met, Good Gentle, how may we be of aid?"
> >
> > "Yes, well, I am having some trouble upgrading my
> Apprentice V2.0 to
> > Laurel. Apprentice 1.0 and Apprentice 1.5 both did
> just fine, but 2.0
> > doesn't seem to be doing it for me."
> >
> > "Apprentice 1.5?"
> >
> > "Well, yeah...I networked Apprentice 1.0 with
> someone else's Protege
> > 3.0, and it spawned a new process, which worked
> out wonderfully.  Got
> > lots of work out of both of them."
> >
> > "Umm...right. Well, what seems to be happening
> with your Apprentice
> > 2.0?"
> >
> > "Well, things seem a bit out of kilter.  He took
> to embroidery well
> > enough, once I told him he got to use a sharp
> pointy object.  Brewing
> > went almost *too* well.  Any kind of music besides
> percussion,
> however,
> > seems to be beyond him, unless it's a drinking
> song or a military
> > march.  His finest artistic creations seem to
> involve Duct Tape, but
> he
> > can do real well with that.  I guess I shouldn't
> complain, he always
> > holds doors for me and carries all my instruments
> to Bardic Circle. He
> > seems fixated on this "Chivalry" thing."
> >
> > "Oh, my...not another one."
> >
> > "Another one?"
> >
> > "Yes, Milady, I fear a whole batch went out of the
> factory
> > mislabeled--I thought we had gotten them all. You
> thought you were
> > getting an Apprentice Model, but instead received
> one of the Squire
> > Releases. I really do apologize!  Would you like
> to trade him in for
> > the latest release of Apprentice?"
> >
> > "Oh, goodness, no! He's such a dear, and if he's
> working as he's
> > designed  to...?"
> >
> > "It sounds like he is right on track, Milady. As
> compensation for your
> > trouble, we'll send out a free upgrade to Knight
> 2.0."
> >
> > "Thank you! You've been a great help!"
> 
> 
> 
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