minstrel: More filk

[Scianna Augustine]

GET ME TO THE SITE ON TIME
        to the tune of "Get Me To The Church on Time" from MY FAIR LADY

I've got a tourney in the morning
I'll meet other fighters in their prime
I'll take the field
With sword, ax, and shield
Just get me to the site on time

I've got a mission in the morning
Bang heads together 'til they chime
I've oiled my cuirasses
Been to fighter practice
Now get me to the site on time

        If I am sleeping, don't let me snore
        If I've been drinking, pick me off the floor

The arts competition's in the morning
My entry's really looking fine
Beautifully presented
And well-documented
Now get me to the site on time

I'm well-provisioned for the morning
Packed up and ready for the climb
Supplies are in good shape
Maps, beer, and duct tape
Now get me to the site on time

        If I am sleeping, don't let me snore
        If I've been wenching, kick them out the door

I'm leaving early in the morning
Even before the sun will shine
I'll get there (I'm hopin')
Before the lists open
So get me to the site
I'm gonna drive all night
For god's sake get me to the site on time


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